Manster or Hamtaur?

May 9, 2013

This is the story of an extreme girlfriend that wanted her boyfriend to look into scientific procedures for shrinking and merging his body with a hamster’s in order to carry him around in her pocket and call him Hamster Huey, and of the grotesque boyfriend that resulted thereof. These are some of the activities they did together afterwards:


Couples-counseling for partial-human relationships


Mountain biking

Couples-counseling for incompatible relationships


Couples-counseling for single-income relationships

Complicated and expensive legal-proceedings related to side-effects of experimental surgery

Couples-counseling for disproportionately-sized relationships

Regular physical therapy and ritual anti-inflammatory medicinal intake

General couples-counseling


Russell Matney

Russell Matney

Writing, Stories, Software, Indie Games


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