The hipster movie

Things overheard from hipsters outside a hipster movie:

“Yeah, I guess I would say it was… good.”

“I really liked the idea of the movie. I didn’t like the movie itself, but, the idea of the movie, that I liked.”

“When are all these hipsters going to stop wearing all these hipster clothes? Oh thanks, these are custom-made converse. My Dad works at Nike.”

“It was basically a knock-off the Great Gatsby combined with a knock-off of that knock-off of the Great Gatsby we saw last week.”

“I really would have enjoyed that, if it wasn’t for all the hipsters.”