Manster or Hamtaur?

This is the story of an extreme girlfriend that wanted her boyfriend to look into scientific procedures for shrinking and merging his body with a hamster’s in order to carry him around in her pocket and call him Hamster Huey, and of the grotesque boyfriend that resulted thereof. These are some of the activities they did together afterwards:

Skiing

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Snowboarding

Mountain biking

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Skydiving

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Complicated and expensive legal-proceedings related to side-effects of experimental surgery

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Regular physical therapy and ritual anti-inflammatory medicinal intake

General couples-counseling

Surfing.